SM's Newest Fail of a Group

Yeah I know what everyone's thinking. It must be CSJH The Grace. And if you're really into SM you'll think it's either them or the TRAX. Well nope. I'm not going to be talking about those two lovely groups today.

I shall be talking about the disgrace that are Red Velvet.

Their debut was honestly.



Wut.

What is a Hapenis? And all that drama with their debut MV though... no wonder they needed to add Yeri to help people forget about the drama they caused so they could instead focus on Yeri's pretty, untalented, self.

#MESS

Speaking of untalented, half the group falls under this category.

Irene and Joy "rap". At least Joy can hold a note for longer than a second.

Yeri and Irene on the other hand...



Another reason why SM failed with this group is their atrocious trash music.





Dumb Dumb... what are they, 5 year olds? Singing Dumb Dumb on repeat for who knows until when.

I won't even get into whatever the hell Be Natural was. Cover or not, a snoozefest is a snoozefest.


As for how they sing live, I'll just leave this here:




To call this off-key would be an understatement.

To SM, regarding Red Velvet:



Sincerely, their live audience

I hope you all realize that Fail Velvet are not worth your time or the damage they will do to your ears.